Episode 377: Curtains (1983)

Rundown

Sometimes you look at a horror poster and wonder to yourself, "Do the CURTAINS (1983) match the drapes?" We're here to tell you that sadly, no, the promises made by the poster are left unfulfilled by the end of your watch. The same can't be said for the creepy casting-couch director character played by John Vernon, but sometimes you gotta just accept disappointment on the road to podcast stardom... Are we there yet??