Episode 5: Frailty (2001)

Rundown

This episode of Horror Movie Night transports us back to the fantastic world of 2002, when Matthew McConaughey’s career was on fire, Bill Paxton was making housewives quiver, and the abundance of boy bands was a sign of the end-times. Our guest Rich barely gets a word in edgewise and adds us to his God’s Hand Killer list of naughty children; we discuss where we would like those magic hands to be placed. Listen to Horror Movie Night - it’s God’s will!

Film Trailer

Quote of the Episode:

"This is the 3rd time I've watched this movie and each time it loses some luster" - Scott

More LionsGate Films

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